
Wow! Since I'd been to Edinburgh a few times before, Amsterdam was the completely new experience of vacation - and oh wow!
We awoke early in the morning to catch our flight, which was the same length as flying Sacramento to Burbank. When we arrived at Schipol airport, we were in for a surprise. It's less of an airport and more of a mall that's big enough to have its own airport and train station! Along with tourist shops and fast food, there were bookstores, a grocery store, and even a store where you could buy a tailored suit! In fact, on our way back to Manchester, we went up to the third level to a nice restaurant for dinner, but more about that later.
We arrived, got out passports stamped, and emerged into the giant mall. Understandably, it was rather confusing! We got some food, the started trying to figure out the train system to get us to the central station, where we could catch a tram to our hotel. Several frustrated attempts later, we had tickets for the train ride. European credit cards and debit cards are different - they have these chip things - so figuring out which options to select was a little tricky, but at least the machine had a button for "English"!! We got on the appropriate train, sat down, and started looking at the phrase book. I was started when I glanced up and we were already moving - the trains were super-smooth running. I've found the UK trains to be smoother than Amtrak, but these beat both. Granted, we were on a heavily traveled route close to a major city, not going across the landscape, but still, it was impressive. We got off at the Central Station and found the tram ticket office, buying 72-hour passes to get us through our stay, hopped on a tram, and made it to our hotel. Whew!
We got checked in, then headed to our room - alas, no giant beautiful room awaited us this time.

The room was big enough for the bed and that was pretty much it. However, the shower was the largest I've encountered over here. The window looked out into the stairwell. It didn't really matter... we promptly flopped down on the bed and fell asleep for a chunk of the afternoon - I didn't even take off my shoes! After New Years, the trip back to Manchester, doing laundry, packing back up, and leaving early for the airport, we were pretty tired. Luckily, the day wasn't a total loss. As well as seeing some of the places we wanted to go from the tram, we had a great evening.
We headed out into the bitter cold (see fluffy pigeon picture below)... I would have gladly put on another pair of pants (longjohns and normal pants weren't enough for the sharp wind). We took a short walk to De Pijp to find dinner. We found a nice little place, but became a little confused when we ordered beer - it came in quarter-liter glasses. They were small. We were perplexed. They did indeed possess pint glasses, since they produced a pint when Neal ordered one to go with dinner, so we're just not sure what they were thinking. Or maybe they were confused. But beer is supposed to come in pints unless otherwise specified, right? To make a night of it, we wandered around De Pijp a bit more and came across a pub that looked alright.

As most of you know, I'm not much of a go-out person or drinker. Usually, I tend to drink ciders or lagers - both very tame in comparison to a lot of things out there - and not in very large amounts. I was convinced to try rum & coke - turned out to be quite tasty & a good break from pints of something. We had a great time chatting with the two bartenders, covering such topics as the war in Iraq and the pending visit of the bartender's girlfriend (they met while he was tending bar and she was on spring break in Amsterdam - now she's getting a visa!). Several hours later, we headed back to our room.

After breakfast the next morning, we set out to explore the town. First, we headed to the Van Gogh Museum. Not only did they display his work, but also pieces from artists that influenced him. He's famous for bright images with vibrant color, but his early years of paintings were very dark and depressing. But neither Neal nor I had seen any of his originals before, so we enjoyed it very much. We had a walk-through of the Flower Market as we headed toward the center of town. Just after the market, we passed by a shopping mall with a Haagan Daz shop just inside.

Neal had promised me that I'd be able to get a good waffle in Amsterdam (logic was that Belgium's close) and lo and behold, they would put ice cream on a waffle for you. I enjoyed my treat immensely! Next up was a sex museum - lots of artifacts and photos and such. And, of course, the red light district. As we meandered down the sidewalks, it began snowing!!! It was amazing. We bought tickets for a show later, then went back into town to get some dinner. We found an Italian restaurant - I was craving pizza and it was delicious.
After dinner, it was time to catch our show as Casa Rosso - definitely worth watching. I can't imagine going all the time, but it was an experience. A highlight: Neal volunteered to go up on stage and help eat a banana (how many people can say they've done that?!). Oh, and our assessment that EVERYONE smokes was confirmed when one of the acts involved a woman smoking with her nether regions. I was impressed, but I don't think it's a skill I'll be practicing! As we walked back to our hotel, it began snowing more. We decided to stop in at the hotel, turn up the radiator, and then go visit our bartender friends for a nightcap. Definitely a full day, but very interesting and enjoyable.

To begin our final day in Amsterdam, we re-visited the Flower Market for some postcards, souvenirs, and, of course, some bulbs and seeds! Then we found the Botanical Gardens.

They were great! Neal let his inner nerd out to play and I got to learn about some of the plants. Another highlight was the butterfly greenhouse. We got some lunch in the little cafe associated with the Gardens. Instead of some form of lettuce, I think they were

trying to feed me unwanted pieces of their collection on my sandwich! Just kidding, but they really were leaves. Next, we intended to do the Heineken Experience, but when we arrived, there was a small sign announcing it was closed for renovation, reopening summer 2008. To assuage our sadness, we went across the street for a pint of Heineken at a pub. Remember what I said about the smoking? I'm not sure what the people that came in right after us were punishing their lungs for, but it was not a happy time. To fill in the last bit of our time before we needed to get to the airport, we checked out a replica Dutch trading ship.
We made it to the airport (another small battle with the

ticket-procurement) with plenty of time to spare. As I mentioned, we headed up to the top floor in search of dinner. Neal got a tasty game stew with venison and rabbit. My favorite part of the meal was my Apple Strudel - close enough to mom's pie for me! Another tasty and delicious treat - yum! While we were killing time, Neal spotted movement under a table near us. It turned out to be a cute little mouse. Here's the "things you don't see in America" part: the waiter saw us watching it, smiled and said, "Oh, I see you have seen one of our little friends." Can't you imagine some irate soccer mom throwing a fit? But it wasn't a big deal here. Also, I got a bit of a laugh when I ordered ginger ale. Over here they have a much more limited selection of sodas, so I was surprised to see it on the menu. When it came, it was Schweppes
American Ginger Ale. Ohh fancy!
We boarded our flight, looking forward to washing our clothes to get the smoke smell out and feeling good about the experience. There's still more to see in Amsterdam, so we'll see if I make it back there sometime. I just hope they've banned smoking in some places by then!